I think that I speak for all Slavs and without any hesitation, we can welcome you in our privileged group. However, you’ll have to wait some time for the membership card but I know some people who can help you to get a card in no time. It won’t cost you too much, just have an envelope enriched with a few banknotes $ ready and I’ll contact you, my dear Slavic friend (you see, already sounds good), in a due time.