@texczech82 That list is absolutely ridiculous. Here’s what it takes to be a slav:
1. Some sort of Slavic ancestry.
2. Self-indentifying as a Slav. 
That’s it. Of course language, culture, folklore etc. are surely a plus, but not a prerequisite.

YAY! I’M A SLAV! *throws Slavic confetti* Let’s have a Slavic party in the Slavic Party thread! Everyone bring Slavic party supplies! :D