There’s a joke about two Armenians who both owned cevapi stands on the same street, and the one always had customers while the other – barely any. So the second one asks the first:
– “Garabed, what’s your secret, what do you put in the cevapi that makes people flock to your stand?”
– “Nothing special” says the first “I put 1/2 meat and 1/2 shit”.
– “Wait, you put meat in those?”