LOL @”Kapitán Denis” I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. I’ve been to many Black church and funeral services. They are entertaining and awesome. They always have big barbecue dinners after services. They make you feel so loved.
In America, the Black church family would heartily welcome their new brother from Slovakia. They would make you feel very special. Seriously.
I can see your “homegoing” service now. Just pretend you are Samuel Thomas Smith III. No Orthodox or Catholic funeral can top this! Your friends and family will arrive in transport provided by “Classy Limo Services.”