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- December 22, 2012 at 6:18 pm #344944
Here is a spot for jokes. First one;<br /><br />What is included in every Yugo owners manual? A bus schedule!December 22, 2012 at 7:30 pm #407809
What is the great American dream? For all the blacks to swim back to Africa with a puerto rican under each armDecember 22, 2012 at 7:37 pm #407811December 29, 2012 at 1:45 pm #407812
I have one too: What is a difference between slovak and canadian wood-cutter. None, both can buy ticket to Bratislava (capital of Slovakia).December 29, 2012 at 6:34 pm #407813
Why did Hitler kill himself? He received the payment order for gas.December 30, 2012 at 4:53 am #407814
Hey hey, no jokes about Hitler.
My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He fell out of the guard tower.December 30, 2012 at 4:54 am #407815
I bet you did Nazi that coming.
anne frankly, I didn't either.December 30, 2012 at 11:44 pm #407816
Good jokes ppl. This one i will about to say might not be funny and most of you won't understand it but i will say it anyway;
Who is greatest Slovene biathlete ever?
Jakov Fak!December 30, 2012 at 11:56 pm #407817
What do you call a jewish homosexual? A Heblow.
What do you call a Irish homosexual? A Gaylick.
Hoe many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Ten, two in front, two in back and six in the ashtrayDecember 31, 2012 at 5:39 am #407818
As we are on Slavorum it only feels right to tell jokes with Slavic thematics (well, that and those rodv's jokes about jews)
Two Istrians went to New York, and as they're walking the Fifth Avenue one feels the terrible urge to fart, so he tells the other about it. He then inquires about where he should do it, as not to upset the Americans, and then goes into a dark alley. Once he relieved himself, a black man behind him starts to yell HEY MAN WHADDAFUCK!? At once he starts running back to the other and says
– dammit as I did it one man got burned!December 31, 2012 at 6:02 am #407819
What do you call an epileptic who falls into a lettuce patch? Seizure salad…….January 3, 2013 at 6:14 pm #407820
Here is a BiH joke.
Fata pravi jaja i pita Muju,"Hocesli da ti razbijem jaja?"
"Hoces da ti razbijem sise?"January 3, 2013 at 6:34 pm #407821
A translation of a Serbian joke
Gypsy kid ask his dad: "Dad, what are the chances to go on sea this summer?"
Gypsy dad: "Well, there's 60% that we'll go, and 100% that we won't go"January 22, 2013 at 11:36 pm #407822
Sorry that I post it in Polish, but I cannot translate the joke to English without any sense loss. Found it on my friend's facebook post.
“Fachowcy z Ukrainy przyjechali na gospodarstwo do Irlandii wymalować facetowi dom. Jako że byli z Ukrainy mieli w zwyczaju przed robotą chlapnąć ze dwie sety, ale niestety nie mieli za co.
Sprzedali więc farbę, kupili flaszkę, drugą, trzecią, i w końcu przepili wszystko.
Po jakimś czasie fachowcy widząc że zbliża się właściciel domu, szybko resztką farby wysmarowali koniowi mordę.
Właściciel się pyta:
– Dlaczego nic nie jest pomalowane?
– Bo koń wypił całą farbę!
Właściciel bez zastanowienia wyciąga strzelbę i strzela koniowi w łeb.
– Dlaczego od razu tak brutalnie? – pytają fachowcy ze zdumieniem.
– A na ch*j mi taki koń. Ostatnio jak byli tu murarze z Polski to 10 worków cementu wpie**olił.”February 20, 2013 at 9:54 pm #407823
Kako je Pinokio saznao da je drveni lutak?
– Drko pa se zapalio!
It's in Cro, sorry
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