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QUIZ: Which Is Your Spirit Slavmobile?

Based on your answers, we will advise you which Slavmobile best describes you as a person! Are you a Lada kind of a guy? Or are you more reliable like a Yugo? Or something else? Let us see:

  • 1. Your gender:

    • Male
    • Female
    • Don’t wanna share!
  • 2. Do you have a car?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Kinda? My folks have it so it’s basically mine?
  • 3. Do you consider yourself a good driver?

    • Yes, I always drive very, very carefully!
    • Depends if I’m nervous or in a hurry!
    • Stop lights? What is that?
  • 4. Describe your driving temper:

    • I am always peaceful and understanding towards other drivers.
    • I guess it depends…
    • I go ballistic after the first curve!
  • 5. Do you drink or smoke when driving?

    • No, that shit is dangerous!
    • I do smoke, but drinking while driving? Nope.
    • Heck yeah, it’s always a party!
  • 6. How much do you spend on your car (gas, maintenance…)?

    • Not much at all!
    • I guess average?
    • A lot, that thing is like black hole!!!
  • 7. How often do you clean your car?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Rarely, but just the outside, when I can’t see from bird crap anymore.

What do you think?

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