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10 Things That Mean You Are Slovak

Did you ever wonder what makes a person Slovak? We mean, what are those little things that all Slovaks go through in life, that on end marks them as Slovak. You know, we all have our little national quirks and funny little things that we joke “oh that’s only happening here man”. So what you are about to see is just some of those things that Slovaks know for themselves, or some know but aren’t aware of it yet. But for you that want to become Slovak (by marriage maybe) or you have some Slovak friends or relatives, read this to know their troubles!

As all nationalities you will see our beloved Slovaks also have fun in their life when they find themselves out in the multicultural world and start to realize their own differences.

1# You correct teachers when they say Slovakia is located in Eastern Europe.

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2# You need to repeat your name at least twice when introducing yourself.

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3# You know that the tallest player in NHL has the same passport as you do.

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4# You speak at least two languages that you never needed to learn (god bless the czech).

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5# You know that Hostel and Eurotrip do not reflect wtf Slovakia is about.

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6# In your homeland, you do not run away from the cops…You chase them… Oh yeah and Absinth is not illegal over there…

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7# When drinking with Americans, you’re always the one to finish the keg… cuz everybody around is already passed out…

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8# You do not have a middle name.

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9# You take Kofola over Coke, Martiner over Budlight, Slivovica over Captain Morgan, movie by Jakubisko over movie by Tarantino and Bryndzove Halusky over McDonald’s.

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10# You know that Janosik could kick Superman’s ass even if he was on a damn wheelchair.

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