Slavic women are said to be the most beautiful in the world. But when you are dating a Slavic girl, there are certain things you need to know, or this experience will hit right back to you when you expect the least. The first thing you should know about a girl is whether she has an older brother. Slavs have a tendency to overprotect their younger sisters in the ways you just can’t imagine.
This can include various sorts of fighting techniques, smashing your car or in the best possible way just the threat that someday you will be punished if ” little sister” has a problem with you.
The second thing you need to know are the certain facts about her father. During the meeting, he will probably squeeze your hand to the point of breaking, and say to you that his “sweet little sunshine” is the most important thing for him in the whole world, and in case something happens to her, he has a shovel a car and a good alibi at anytime. Then he will hug you like he loves you more than anybody, and pour some brandy for you. As you, all know Slavs love weapons and you need to know which weapon the father prefers in order to know your possibilities of escape.
When you are dating a Slavic girl, there is one thing you need to understand. It is she who wears the pants in the relationship, and no matter what you tell to your friends when she calls you on the phone it is time to go home. Argument won’t help.
During November be prepared to make ajvar, and most of your days will be spent baking paprika. You might get some outside duties like to go to the shop for couple more jars or to go down to the cellar and make room for more ajvar.
When you are about to have a baby, you will be the proud father and the main man who is telling everyone how his son/daughter will be famous, rich and all sorts of stuff. You and your Godfather will make a list of the proper names for the baby, and both of you will spend a couple of days trying to pick one. Don’t bother, that list will end in a trash can because she has already made up her mind about the name, and you as a father, have nothing to do with it.
And there is the ultimate thing you should know when dating a Slavic girl. Although they will not show that, Slavic girls are one of the most passionate in the whole world. When she likes you, you will be the only man in her eyes. No matter how it looks like, when it comes down to choosing between you and everything else, be sure that long ago she already made that choice. And if by any chance you don’t respect that, well, at that point her brother enters the relationship.